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| Whether you call it an "Ape Drape", a "Mudflap", "WWF Hair", "NASCAR Quaf" or a "Soccer Cut", it's still a Mullet -- and most of us guys had one at some point in our life. Many of us just need to look at the old driver's licence photo that's been haunting us for so many years. |
| This is why we feel compelled to share with you the mullets we should have, would have, could have had. |
| We start off our tour
with a fine young shot of Elvio and his trusted neck warmer - I give
you Suave
Elvio |
| Next we have Mike appearing
as the Latin
Lover he should have been |
| Here's Paul as the assymetrical
guy you would not want your daughter to date - Mullet
the Kid |
| Would she bake you a
pie? You bet - it's Mrs.
Lanamullet |
| Wop bop a loo bop a
lop bam boom! Tutti
Frutti Mullet |
| Q: What moves like Billy
Ray Cyrus, plays guitar like Mike and dribbles like infant? A: Midget
Basketmullet |
| If a mullet marries
it's sister and takes the offspring to the orthodontist the likely
result would be - you guessed it - Paul's
BracesMullet |
| Sacre Bleu - Holy Hair Mousse! It's
your personel Mullet Stylist, Michele |
| Hey Elvio - why don't you eat another
cheeseburger and go SumoMulletWrestling! |
| Hey Joe, play some f***in'
Skynard!!! |
| Although not technically mullets,
I figured I would include our formerly frightening heavy metal soundman,
Sebastian
(is that thing on his head a mullet? nah), a shot of Joe in his "Bruce
Lee" finest and last but not least, Jeter. |
| And remember - Photoshop can be a very dangerous thing in the wrong hands... |