what's with your hair?
Whether you call it an "Ape Drape", a "Mudflap", "WWF Hair", "NASCAR Quaf" or a "Soccer Cut", it's still a Mullet -- and most of us guys had one at some point in our life. Many of us just need to look at the old driver's licence photo that's been haunting us for so many years.
This is why we feel compelled to share with you the mullets we should have, would have, could have had.
We start off our tour with a fine young shot of Elvio and his trusted neck warmer - I give you Suave Elvio
Next we have Mike appearing as the Latin Lover he should have been
Here's Paul as the assymetrical guy you would not want your daughter to date - Mullet the Kid
Would she bake you a pie? You bet - it's Mrs. Lanamullet
Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom! Tutti Frutti Mullet
Q: What moves like Billy Ray Cyrus, plays guitar like Mike and dribbles like infant? A: Midget Basketmullet
If a mullet marries it's sister and takes the offspring to the orthodontist the likely result would be - you guessed it - Paul's BracesMullet
Sacre Bleu - Holy Hair Mousse! It's your personel Mullet Stylist, Michele
Hey Elvio - why don't you eat another cheeseburger and go SumoMulletWrestling!
Hey Joe, play some f***in' Skynard!!!
Although not technically mullets, I figured I would include our formerly frightening heavy metal soundman, Sebastian (is that thing on his head a mullet? nah), a shot of Joe in his "Bruce Lee" finest and last but not least, Jeter.
And remember - Photoshop can be a very dangerous thing in the wrong hands...

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